how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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