We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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