yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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