You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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