I just made out with a guy for $7.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
