I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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