i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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