You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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