ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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