Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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