: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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