just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
if i died would you start the facebook group?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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