Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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