problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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