what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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