no, he came in my armpit
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
