you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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