After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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