You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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