I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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