Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
