Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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