what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Randomize
