It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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