I hate all girls vehemently.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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