If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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