Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i think i have two assholes
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
