I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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