I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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