hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
