nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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