You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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