That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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