Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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