I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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