I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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