Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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