I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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