wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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