i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Two words: blizzard sex
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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