ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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