There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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