names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
