hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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