I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
should my penis look like a turkey
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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