But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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