Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
