And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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