I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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