I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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