question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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